"Imagine"

Gerald posted a hilarious parody of the song "Imagine" popularized by John Lennon that I couldn't resist reposting it here. Here it goes:

Imagine there's no lib'rals,
it's easy if you try
No hell on tax day
That makes you wonder why ?!?
Imagine all the lib'rals
Living life abroad

Imagine there's no Clinton,
It is a joy to do
No witch to dread or scoff at
And no Obama too
Imagine all the liberals
Move to Canada

You may say that I'm a loonie
But I haven't gone insane
I hope someday they'll leave us
And the fight won't be in vain

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Imagine there's no lib'rals,
it's something you should try
No Gather and no drumsticks
That make you wanna cry
Imagine all the lib'rals
Put the guitars down

Imagine there's no Haugen
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to gag or sneer at
And no Dick Vosko too
Imagine all the Catholics
Living life with taste

You may say that I'm a meanie
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the crap will all be gone

MM mmm MM MM mmm

Imagine no zen gardens
I wonder if you dare
No need for maze or Gaia
And churches aren't bare
Imagine all the churches
Sparing us this pain

You may say that I'm a meanie
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the crap will all be gone